MMDI 
(To the tune of YMCA)

Amy, there's a flight out at dawn. I said Amy; pick your bags off the ground. I said Amy, 'cause you picked a good town, there's no need to be un’hap’py. Amy, we’re a place you can trust. I said Amy, when you got extra dough, you can fund us and I'm sure you will find, we know ways to spend all your dimes.

It's fun to work with the M.M.D.I. It's fun to work with the M.M.D.I. We have ev’ery’thing from snow drifts to “hogs”, we’ll let you hang out with all our dogs. It's fun to work with the M.M.D.I. It's fun to work with the M.M.D.I. If you get yourself here, you can have a good meal, you can do what’ev’er you feel.

Amy, are you listening to me. I said Amy, whatcha want us to be? I said Amy, we can make real your dreams, but you've got to know this one thing. We won’t, flush it all down the drain, I said Amy, put yourself on the plane andnd just go there, to the M.M.D.I I'm sure we can have fun to’day.

It's fun to work with the M.M.D.I. It's fun to work with the M.M.D.I. We have ev’ery’thing from snow drifts to “hogs”, we’ll let you hang out with all our dogs. It's fun to work with the M.M.D.I. It's fun to work with the M.M.D.I. If you get yourself here, you can have a good meal, you can do what’ev’er you feel.

Amy, it’s time to get away. I said you can, get here a diff’rent way. We thought, you could, fly here on the redeye. We saw there’s a flight out to’night. That's when, we all came together, and said Amy take a walk up the street, there's a place there called the M.M.D.I. We can show you fun ev’ery’day.
	
It's fun to work with the M.M.D.I. It's fun to work with the M.M.D.I. We have ev’ery’thing from snow drifts to “hogs”, we’ll let you hang out with all our dogs. M.M.D.I. It's fun to work with the M.M.D.I.

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